A few days after Christmas a mother working in the kitchen was listening to her 8 year old son play with his new electric train set.She heard the train stop and her son said,All you son of bitches who are getthng off,get the fuck out now,and all of you son of bitches who are getting-on get you asses on the train cause we’re leaving right now!!”
The mother was shocked she went into the living room and told her son,”We dont use that kind of language in this house.Now I want you to go to your room for two hours.When you come out you can countinue playing with your train but you must use nicer language.”
Two hous later,her son came out of his room and resumed playing with his train.
Soon the train stopped and the mother heard his son say,”All passengers who are disemberking the train,please remember to take all your bellongings with you,we thank you for ridding with us today and we hope that you will ride with us again.For those of you just boading,we kindly ask that you put all your hand luggage under your seat.Remember that there is no smoking expect in the club cabin,we hope that you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today,for those who are pissed off because of the 2 hours delay,please see the bitch in the kitchen!!”
Soon the train stopped and the mother heard his son say,”All passengers who are disemberking the train,please remember to take all your bellongings with you,we thank you for ridding with us today and we hope that you will ride with us again.For those of you just boading,we kindly ask that you put all your hand luggage under your seat.Remember that there is no smoking expect in the club cabin,we hope that you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today,for those who are pissed off because of the 2 hours delay,please see the bitch in the kitchen!!”
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